Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
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dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
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That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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