I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
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bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
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We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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