I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
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