Just mADE A PArabola og urine
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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