i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
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My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
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I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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