Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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