I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
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I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
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A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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