There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
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