: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
MIDGETS
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I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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