Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She tied me up with her honor cords...
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Randomize