is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Holy sore nipples Batman
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
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