Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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