At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
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She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
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Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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