She just used a chaser for red wine.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
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So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
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him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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