I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
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I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
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if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
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