Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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