I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
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yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
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I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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