I will die if light touches me.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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