That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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