Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
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