She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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