Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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