I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
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