I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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