Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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