You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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