I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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