Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Houston, we have a squirter
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
I forget how to act sober
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