I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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