Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
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Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
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Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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