so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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