I accidentally had phone sex last night
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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