Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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