i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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