I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
Rumble strips road head = magical
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
