Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
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Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
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My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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