this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I feel like a drive thru vagina
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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