This is not my ceiling
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
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I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
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also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
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