i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
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Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
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I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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