Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
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He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
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We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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