Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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