maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
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I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
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i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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