yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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