did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
People in love make me want to vomit
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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