I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
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her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
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Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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