I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
he was CRYING into my vagina
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
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she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
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My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
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