i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Just invented taco cereal.
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Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
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I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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