I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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