i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.