I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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