i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
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Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
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Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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