I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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